copy, this is my friend.
his name is carb,
and he likes to get off.

carb, get on.
get on copy.
carb is on, getting off.
carb is getting off on copy.

carb on copy.

as long as he stays away
from emissions.
we don’t want carb on emissions.
we could get aids.
emissions spreads aids
with every ejaculation.
that could cause an evacuation.
an aids ejaculation evacuation.

stay on copy.
copy? ten-four
three, nine, two, one.

now all that remains
to be interpreted
is…

has copy been carbed all over,
or has carb been copied all over?

this carbon copy has been copied,
it’s all over

the front page.